Did My Mother Mention David Letterman is from Indiana?


Happy “David Letterman Day!” That’s right.  Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard proclaimed May 20, 2015 as “David Letterman Day” in honor of the city’s most famous resident who is retiring after 33 years as host of his ingenious late night talk show. As a resident of the area, I couldn’t be more pleased that Dave is getting … Continue reading

Seriously, Leave Barbie Alone


Lean In…come closer…closer…Pssst…Leave Barbie alone. Seriously. It seems as though lately everyone is out to get this American toy treasure charging her with diminishing young girls self esteem in the form of a proposal to ban Girl Scout Barbie badges to creating a doll the more accurately mimics a female figure. It is absolutely ridiculous … Continue reading

A McPlea for the McFun Muffler


There’s a McJackass on the loose and they are taking all the McFun out of McDonald’s. The McDonald’s in my town was just rebuilt from the ground up. A well-deserved rebuild, considering this fast food joint earned social mecca status in 1978. Somehow ordering a diet soda cancelled out the calories of the large order … Continue reading

The Godfather Gardner


“Hey honey, let me show you how much I love you by placing this Deadly Nightshade behind your ear.” That was the message when my better-half made a romantic gesture by putting what he thought was a lilac in my hair.  Only the lilac turned out to be a poisonous weed named Atropa Belladonna from … Continue reading

Justin Rules – Not Jason on This Friday the 13th


Get out the tissues and the smelling salts because there’s a new strain of Bieber Fever that is about to hit all households with tweenaged girls.  That’s right, the DVD version of Justin Bieber’s story, “Never Say Never” is going to be released May 13th.  This Friday the 13th, the star of the show is … Continue reading