Overheard on the Playground

A listing of funny quotes overheard on the playgound out of the mouths of babes.

“You need to put on a sweat band and exercise!”

“Dad, you can handle it like a man, or I can handle it like a dork.”

“I’m having pancakes for breakfast.  My mom is making them homemade.  She is cooking them in a pan and everything.”

“I know why birds are dirty.  It’s because they don’t wear socks.”

“When I’m 60 years old, you’ll be on the Smucker’s jar.”

“You look like George Washington with your new haircut.  Let me go get my Hannah Montana wig for you!”

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3 thoughts on “Overheard on the Playground

  1. I was filling in for my sis-in-law at her home day care and there was crew working on the road in front of the house. I took a couple of 2 yr olds out to watch and told them the “truck” was a Bobcat. Sarah (2 yrs old) quietly asked: ” But, how does the kitty get in there?”

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