The Sights And Sounds Of The Pumpkin Patch


Ahhhh a visit to the pumpkin patch.  There’s nothing like the sweet smell of Kettle Corn and the pungent smell of goat shit to kick off the Fall holiday season. As we enter the magic of the Pumpkin Patch, the sounds of fiddle playing and banjos fill the air.  What direction to start?  The animals?  … Continue reading

Secret Revealed – The Real Total Package Women Want


“Surprise, Surprise” (to quote Gomer Pyle).  Another public figure has been caught emailing inappropriate pictures of their franks and beans to an “acquaintance” that is not their spouse.  The play once known as “The Favre” (named after retired NFL Quarterback Brett Favre) can now be referred to as “The Weiner” named after the New York … Continue reading

Paul Has A What?


It was a lazy afternoon following my daughter’s backyard birthday bash.  She was quietly playing with her new male babydoll, Paul and his babydoll sister Emma.  Suddenly, I heard a blood curdling scream.  My daughter came running down the hall yelling, “Mommy, Mommy…Paul has a penis!  Paul has a penis!!”  I replied, “Paul has a what?”  … Continue reading

Is The Male Robin A Perfect Baby Daddy?


Spring has sprung.  Mother nature never fails to put on a spectacular show in our backyard featuring fragrant lilacs, light violet clematis, purple Irises and bright red roses all flanked  by a lush carpet of bright green grass.   However, the real star of the show is always the Robin feathering her nest for her new brood.  This year, the … Continue reading