Thank heavens for little girls and the establishment of this awesome yearly tradition that keeps one little girl’s father in Pinkatastic work wear all year long.
Giving a necktie as a Valentine’s Day gift is very practical and a heck of a lot more useful than a homemade ceramic ash tray.
Meanwhile, my parents chose to tie one on for Valentine’s Day with a couple of bags of White Castle cheeseburgers.
For the past 50 years, nothing has said, “I love you” more than a surprise bag of Whities.
Slider love is truly a special bond that can only be shared between two people with equally strong stomachs and a penchant for onion breath.
A most creative way to keep the “fireworks” alive after half-a-century of marriage.
Though these fireworks may be letting off more of a green cloud in the living room in front of the television than a fiery glow in the evening sky.
Whether you tied one on, or “shot off” your own fireworks, I hope you had a Happy Valentine’s Day.