Nineteen months after the royal wedding of Prince William and Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, the media is now all-a-buzz about a royal bun in the oven.
I can’t imagine having every moment of my pregnancy documented in the tabloids.
If the unflattering photos taken by my paparazzi parents are any indication of future media coverage of the royal pregnancy – if I’m Kate – I’m ordering the doors to the maternity ward padlocked and not emerging until the baby weight is gone.
So I’d pretty much still be locked up in the hospital nine years later as now I’m carrying a food baby.
The following tabloid headlines capture the essence of my pregnancy…
Words Your Employer of Two Weeks Never Wants To Hear, “Hey, I’m Knocked Up!”
Pregnant At 40 – Dusty Egg Finally Knocked Loose
Pregnant Woman Slumbers Daily in Cube – Job Saved Thanks To EEOC
Jaws of Life Rescues Woman Trapped In Maternity Bra
Eating For Two Causes Major Ice Cream Shortage
Expectant Woman Survives Six Weeks of Bed Rest At In-Laws House
What would the headline be for your pregnancy?