Tag Archives: Weight Watchers
North Faced
The official uniform of the “Face Nation” The North Face company is discriminating against chubby people. That’s right. One of America’s most beloved, trendy active wear companies caters to skinny people. You might ask, “Chubby, who is chubby? Didn’t … Continue reading
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Eat Like A Bird
Eat Like A Bird In an attempt to drive home a message to its members that, “if you eat like a bird, you will lose weight”, the Weight Watchers in my town is apparently co-branding with Wild Birds Unlimited. It’s … Continue reading
The Wind Beneath My Wingmate
The Wingman – The Pilot’s trusty sidekick and “partner in crime.” It is his sole duty to assist the Pilot in ANY way possible to accomplish the mission. The Wingman strictly adheres to The Laws in order to increase the … Continue reading
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College Football – This Weight Watchers’ Nemisis
The white-haired Judds are now on week 8 of the Weight Watchers program. I am proud to report that my mother and I have lost a combined total of 27 pounds. We’ve done a stellar job of keeping the points spread low, attending practice … Continue reading
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Weight Watchers – The Perfect Mate
As the Lincoln rounded the corner to pick me up, I was hoping to sweat off a few more ounces in the 95 degree heat wave before the big weigh-in. My mother had the car chilled like a meat locker … Continue reading
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A Ten Pound Victory For The Judds
Yes! We did it! The Judd’s lost their first ten pounds – each! My mother attributed her weight-loss to obsessing less about food, her love of beans and going to the meetings with her loving daughter. To which I … Continue reading
I Love You, You’re A Fat Ass
The big day was here. The training. The starving. The planning. After six years of sitting on the sidelines, my head was finally in the game. It was a sweltering day. Our leader was steadily sipping water through a straw from … Continue reading
